Buzz word bingo in company description alert.

You really can’t make this stuff up. This description of a business I have just been sent is one of the most obtuse I have ever seen.

“We offer a web accessed end-to-end project delivery service for the Telecommunications and IT industry using real-time information to improve your project efficiency, quality, delivery speed, customer satisfaction and business profitability.

“Through using our repeatable, measurable and expedient service to improve your project teams and customer experience, you will enhance your reputation to retain customers and turn project delivery into your competitive advantage to win more project business.”

But what do you do? Who cares.