Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-06

  • At Heathrow? Please don't take pictures of the queues. Government doesn't like it. http://t.co/jSsQzbOf #
  • Cool wrist watch on Kickstarter – targeted $100k – now on $7.3 million with 18 dyas to go. http://t.co/ee4nwBoD Want. #
  • Just found a head of social media marketing that protects their tweets. How is that working for you? #
  • Always true. RT @JulesHanna A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. #RulestoLiveBy #
  • Surrounded by demonstrators in kingsway. Not sure what demo is about. #
  • Blimey. Ken Segall #CEOTales will sell out this week or we need new venue. Awesome people coming. Any possible sponsors? #
  • Oh dear god @VirginMedia! Hold music option 5: classical Sarah F-ing Brightman. Expect to hear screaming when you answer #
  • Only thing that kept me from suicide in past 15 minutes is this hilarious analysis of modern art. http://t.co/UDvXN604 #
  • Was hoping Murdoch press would run, 'Murdoch says Cameron not fit to run country' headlines. Shame. #
  • The human-powered online digital clock is just astonishing: http://t.co/XwPjBmBh A busy working day! ht @nmcintosh #
  • FACT: Nothing, nothing, makes an 8 year old's day more than getting a tweet from Mr Moshi. Thx @acton! cc @violetindial #
  • Shh… That's the ip RT @NeilDavidson @MarkLittlewood is it true Yuri invested in 'dot', your 'Pair for singletons' startup? #
  • .@virginmedia Frankly, hold music option 6, John Major debating common agricultural policy with Ed Miliband would win. #
  • Maggie @hailocab RT @maggiephilbin Outaged that certaiin minicab company thought it OK to charge £67 from ,N1 to W4. #
  • Voted – even though candidates seemed to spend most of the campaign scoring petty points off one another. #
  • Someone sent me a WPEngine discount code. Can't find it. Want to use them, hear their ace. Any other recommends? #
  • Range $85-95billion. Will the IPO or the bubble pop? RT @BBCTech Facebook reveals IPO share price http://t.co/k53R2X76 #
  • This will change… RT @MichaelDell Am I really the first F500 CEO with 1000 tweets? Where are all the others? #
  • Great: entrepreneurs, drug dealers & prison workers http://t.co/8nph4yEL worth a RT #
  • Crapitalism! RT @mattgierhart “The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads.” – Jeff Hammerbacher #
  • Week made – Zookeeper Saves Tiny Monkey By Licking Its Butt Until it Poops. http://t.co/IS94el1D #
  • Sometime the perfect pitch means, win on your terms or lose & let someone else take blame. #
  • Are the ballot counters in London trained by same people doing border control? #
  • R @EvanHD Thank you London returning officers for holding news of the new London mayor back for tomorrow's @BBCr4today #
  • Hooray for Boris. A celebratory, '15 Orangutans that look like Boris' http://t.co/bFhZmM6q near genius. #goBoris #
  • RT @brenthoberman Entrepreneurs' New Nightmare: Invasion Of The Startup Snatchers http://t.co/tY8sex3l #foundersforum #
  • A bit like a Crap Klux Klan outing. Hartlepool fans dressed as Smurfs off to Charlton: BRILLIANCE http://t.co/HNBmdf40 #
  • Coldplay at the Hollywood Bowl. Fight for your Right – tribute to MCA http://t.co/zahhNYXM #
  • Ouch. RT @cecplascott Being a 9 year old girl with a dad 9x your age must suck. Murdoch is rich but you can't buy time. #
  • France surrenders to Hollande. #
  • France surrenders to Hollande. Sarkozy resistance was useless. #
  • Dear French entrepreneurs. Eurostar not sold out – yet… Bring food & wine. cc @techcityuk #