We love our new office. Nice, bright, shiny, new and shared with some lovely people. Also nice to realise what is important in other people’s lives from time to time. If I didn’t understand a word of the company description I just got sent via email, then this inter-office email we just received took the biscuit.

“Due to the increasing amount of biscuits being consumed in recent months it has been decided that from now onwards we will have two biscuit boxes.

“Those of you who prefer a more plain biscuit will find those in the kitchen area, the more fancy ones (e.g. with chocolate on etc) will find these by the lockers in the main office. Stock to replenish both boxes are kept near to them, please ask if you are unable to find them.

“Any questions on why etc please feel free to ask me (verbally).

“Kind regards